Is Makeup Worth Going To Jail Over
Teen Age Girl: Oh my God, Kay's been arrested!
Old Man: Arrested?
Teen Age Girl: Yes, arrested!
Old Man: Why has Kay been arrested?
Teen Age Girl: Well, she called me up and said she couldn't find her car.
Old Man: Was her car stolen?
Teen Age Girl: No, they had it towed.
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Old Man: Who had it towed?
Teen Age Girl: I'm not sure.
Old Man: But how did she get arrested?
Teen Age Girl: Well, I don't want to say.
Old Man: Why not?
Teen Age Girl: Because I've done it too.
Old Man: Oh, God.
Teen Age Girl: It could have been me.
Old Man: What was it drugs?
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Teen Age Girl: No.
Old Man: Just say.
Teen Age Girl: Shoplifting, Kay got caught shoplifting.
Old Man: Shoplifting? My God what would she need to steal?
Teen Age Girl: Some eye liner.
Old Man: Some makeup? She stole makeup?
Teen Age Girl: Yes. I've done it too.
Old Man: But she has all kinds of money.
Teen Age Girl: This is it, I'm never going to do that again.
Old Man: It doesn't make any sense at all, you girls always get money.
Teen Age Girl: We do it for fun.
Old Man: You steal for fun?
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Teen Age Girl: Yes, we never take anything expensive.
Old Man: And now your best friend is sitting in a cage.
Teen Age Girl: Oh God, how are we going to help her?
Old Man: She needs to call her mother.
Teen Age Girl: No, she can't do that, she simply won't.
Old Man: Well, her father's dead so who else is there?
Teen Age Girl: Her boyfriend, but he's an asshole, and he'll beat her up.
Old Man: Beat her up?
Teen Age Girl: Yes, he beats her up.
Old Man: You mean to tell me Kay puts up with that?
Teen Age Girl: She loves him.
Old Man: But Kay is a beautiful girl that looks like a model, why would she let anyone hit her?
Teen Age Girl: I don't know, it's stupid. Can we bail her out?
Old Man: I have exactly three dollars until I get paid.
Teen Age Girl: Three dollars?
Old Man: That's all we have. Does she have a car towing card, or a credit card?
Teen Age Girl: Yes. I guess she can use that to get out.
Old Man: How much is bail set at?
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Teen Age Girl: $125.
Old Man: She has to go to court now, and will have to pay a fine.
Teen Age Girl: It's so stupid. And she doesn't know where her car is.
Old Man: Probably at a tow service. She'll have to buy her car out.
Teen Age Girl: My friend Jessie is coming over to pick her up at the County Building.
Old Man: All for stealing a a few dollars of over priced makeup from Kohl's.
